we had the GREATEST girls go through the casino today!

ok, so some random drunk girls came through completely out of their minds on drugs and beer and I don't even know what. they were asking glenn (my supervisor) and me "hey, when you smoke crack, how horny do you get?" and other off-the-wall stuff. well while I was holding onto the cart with their luggage, one of the girls comes up to me on one side and starts rubbing her ass all over my crotch while the other comes from behind rubbing her boobs all over my back (yay crazy drunken lap dance, lol). after a few seconds they walk off and start rubbing on the guy they're with and rubbing on each other (damn near masturbating each other right there in the valet booth). we go outside and they jump up on the cart and start dancing around so I say "wow, surveillance must love you two right now" and they ask OH! WHERE'S THE CAMERAS?! so I point to one and they go towards it waving at it and saying hi and such and one girl just takes down her top and starts prancing through the canopy with her boobs hanging out all over the place. one of the security officers is making his rounds just after this happens and he comes to the valet booth and is looking out the windows when the girls notice him and think they're in trouble, so the one who'd taken her boobs out and such walked up to the glass and said "I'm sorry" and peeled back her top again to show him her boob......they were greatness.

that is possibly the most hilarious story I've ever had from my work place, so I figured I'd go ahead and post it here so everyone I know can read it easily enough. it's too great not to share